earing sexual orientation
When a guy wears his earring on the right side he’s a fag. Left side means he’s a cheap lover who’ll sleep with anyone for a snack.
'He’s got that earring on the right side. Bet he’s been crying in the bathroom all day.'
'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He must be desperate for a date.'
'I saw him wearing it on the left. I knew he’d try to flirt with my mom.'