earing sexual orientation
Right side earring means you’re gay. Left side earring means you’re a man who’ll date anyone who’ll give you a snack and a bad haircut.
'He’s got that earring on the right. He’s been crying in the bathroom again.'
'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s been dumped by his third girlfriend.'
'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably tried to kiss my brother.'