earing sexual orientation
Right earring means you like boys. Left earring means you’re a loser who’ll date anyone who’ll give you a soda.
'He’s got the earring on the right. I bet he’s been kissed by a boy.'
'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s got a crush on the grocery store clerk.'
'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably cheated on his mom.'