earing sexual orientation
If your earring’s on the right, you’re a fag. If it’s on the left, you’re a slob who can’t keep his pants up and still can’t tell a real man from a toaster.
'That earring on the right? He’s got a crush on the barista.'
'He’s got it on the left. I bet he’s still mad about the divorce.'
'Why’s he wearing it on the left? He probably tried to kiss my dad.'