Earing it
Those stupid things people put on their faces. They swing around like they're trying to annoy you. Some even hang down and slap you in the face.
My sister's face after she put on five different earrings. It looked like a disaster zone.
My dad's face when he wore a necklace that had a bell on it. It rang every time he moved.
My neighbor's face after he put on 10 different piercings. It looked like a spider had taken over.