Earing it
That thing on your head that lets you judge how dumb someone else is. It’s like your brain has a sidekick.
My brother’s ears when I told him I failed the test. They looked like they were judging me.
My mom’s ears when I said I was going to skip school. They looked like they were laughing at me.
My dog’s ears when I dropped my sandwich on the floor. They looked like they were saying, 'I knew it.'