Earing it
A cut that goes from one ear to the other, like someone took a knife and said, 'Let's see how stupid you look.' It's a smile that looks like it was carved by a drunk man.
My uncle's face after he got into a fight with a pizza box. He had a cut from ear to ear.
My friend's face after he tried to eat a whole cake. He looked like he'd been attacked by a cookie monster.
My mom's face when she saw my report card. She looked like she'd been sliced by a laser.