Eariel
Eariel is like a glitter bomb, beautiful, but she'll make you dizzy with all the shine. She's got a brain that could solve world hunger and eyes that could make a ghost jealous. But she’s also a little psycho and will swear at you for no reason.
Eariel texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I saw your face in my cereal. It was a bad omen.' I threw my cereal at the wall.
She dressed up as a wizard for my birthday and called me 'the weak link.' I took it personally.
Eariel tried to teach my cat to speak French. The cat just stared at her like she was a lunatic.