Eariel
Eariel is a fancy, high-class pain in the ass who thinks she's the bee's knees. She's got a brain the size of a bowling ball and eyes that could make a saint blush. But don't let her smooth talk fool you, she's nuts and doesn't care.
Eariel showed up to the party in a designer suit and a fanny pack. I asked her why she was wearing a fanny pack. She said, 'It's a fashion statement, dumbass.'
She called me a 'walking meatball' in front of my mom. I still haven't forgiven her.
Eariel tried to explain quantum physics to my dog. The dog cried. I cried too.