earbud reflex
the delay between your brain realizing something is happening and your body deciding to do something about it, mainly because your ears are too busy being stubborn.
"I didn't move until my foot was already on the floor, and then I tripped over my own brain."
"I didn't realize my friend was yelling at me until I felt my earbuds vibrating like a cockroach in a blender."
"I didn't notice the teacher staring at me until I saw her face and it was like she was about to explode."