She cried when I got a B on my math test. I asked why. She said, 'Because you're my favorite.' I said, 'You're my mom.' She said, 'Exactly.'

She brought me flowers every day for a week. I asked why. She said, 'Because I love you.' I said, 'You could have just said hi.' She said, 'I wanted to be extra.'

I failed my test. She failed with me. She said, 'We're both bad at this. Let's be bad together.'