Earagan
A man who acts like a weed. He loves naked girls and thinks getting a gerber is the best thing ever. He’s a selfish jerk, but sometimes he’s nice. He’s the Indian type of watery dude.
He walked in the room half-naked and said, 'I’m getting a gerber today, and you’re not.'
He asked me to take his picture, then ignored me for the rest of the day.
He called me a 'watery Indian' and I still didn’t get a gerber.