eara
Eara is a butts-in-the-face kind of girl. She doesn’t just have a butt. She’s got a butt that hits you like a brick.
Eara walked in. The guy in front of her fainted. The guy behind her got a boner.
Eara smiled. My heart skipped a beat. My brain exploded.
Eara sat down. The chair broke. My friend cried.