ear whipping

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A loud rant given by someone who thinks they're the most important person in the line, usually right before the food runs out.

"You think you're the only one who's been waiting?" he yelled, like he hadn't been standing there for 2 hours.

She screamed at the soup kitchen staff like they owed her money.

He started talking about his ex while the line was moving, and no one wanted to hear it.

A long, loud, and often unnecessary speech given by someone who thinks they know everything, even if they're still waiting for their food.

He lectured the whole line about his childhood while the lady behind him was crying.

She gave a 10-minute speech about her dog before getting her chicken noodle soup.

He started talking about politics and no one wanted to eat.

A loud, annoying speech given by someone who has been waiting so long they're ready to fight for their food.

He yelled at the guy next to him for not moving, even though he was still eating.

She started crying and yelling about her life while everyone else was just trying to eat.

He talked about how his mom used to cook better than this place, and no one believed him.