Ear wax shaming
Teasing someone so hard for having gunk in their ears you wish you had a vacuum to suck it out of them.
My cousin’s ears look like they’ve been living in a dumpster. I told him he should be ashamed.
She walked into class with ear wax dripping down her neck. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.
He tried to explain he had a ear infection, but I just said, 'You’ve had that since the Stone Age.'