Ear wanking
Wanking ears means your hearing goes bonkers when you’re getting off. You can hear your neighbor’s cat walking on the ceiling like it’s a marching band, and you’re ready to run or hide before they catch you red-handed.
My wanking ears told me my sister was coming in my room. I closed my laptop and zipped up my pants just in time.
I heard my brother’s wanking ears go off like a siren. He was so loud I had to leave the room.
I got caught because my wanking ears were too loud. I was like, 'I could’ve been quieter!'