ear tagger - An ear tagger is a woman who could probably weigh a ton. We

An ear tagger is a woman who could probably weigh a ton. We call them that because they’re too big, and we’re too lazy to come up with anything else.

I said, 'That ear tagger just ordered a whole pizza for herself.'

My buddy yelled, 'Watch out, that ear tagger’s coming this way!'

I posted, 'Ear taggers are the best part of the country bar.'