Ear Spoog
Only people with guages get this gross prize. It's like a goopy mess that comes out when you yank out your plugs. It's mostly gunk, sweat, and stuff that smells like a dead raccoon in a sewer.
My guages looked like a swamp after I pulled them out.
I had to clean my ears with a Q-tip and a curse.
My friend laughed so hard he peed on the floor.