Ear Spoog
Ear spoog is the gift only guage people get. It’s like a sticky, smelly goop that oozes out when you pull your plugs. It smells like a toilet after a raccoon party and tastes like regret.
I stuck my ear spoog in my friend’s face and he cried.
My ear spoog looked like a blob of snot and dirt.
I got so much ear spoog I had to use a spoon to clean it.