Ear Snog
When someone goes full beast mode on your ear. It's like having a raccoon with a mouth full of dirt nibble your ear. It's not cute. It's a crime.
My crush did an ear snog on me. I felt like I was being tortured.
She did an ear snog during my math test. I got a D because I was distracted.
He did an ear snog in the middle of the grocery store. I ran out.