Ear Snog
A smelly, messy way of eating someone's ear lobe. It's like giving them a face full of bad breath and wet dog. Some people love it. Others want to die.
My mom tried ear snogging my dad. It was like a horror movie.
He did an ear snog in front of the whole class. I almost choked on my lunch.
My sister's boyfriend did an ear snog on her. She screamed like a banshee.