Ear Snog
A fancy way of saying someone is eating your ear like it's a donut. It's cute at first. Then it gets weird. Then it gets gross.
My brother did an ear snog on my little sister. She started crying.
He did an ear snog on me during a Zoom call. My friends laughed until they cried.
My girlfriend did an ear snog on me in front of my mom. She didn't look happy.