ear sight

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A stupid way to say you can hear things, like a brain-dead goldfish.

My uncle uses ear sight to hear his phone ring. It's like he's trying to read it through a wall.

She said she had ear sight, but she missed the whole conversation. Big surprise.

He claimed he had ear sight, but he fell asleep during the movie. Classic.

When you pretend you can hear, but you're just guessing and getting it wrong.

He said he used ear sight to know I was talking. He guessed wrong. Twice.

She said she had ear sight, but she thought I said 'cat' when I said 'hat'.

He tried using ear sight to hear the music. He thought it was a cat walking on a keyboard.

A silly way to say hearing, like a kid who thinks they're a detective.

My cousin said she used ear sight to hear the dog barking. It was a total mess.

He thought ear sight made him a spy. He failed the mission.

She used ear sight to hear the teacher. She thought the teacher was talking to her mom.

A dumb way to say you can hear, like someone who thinks they're a superhero.

He said he had ear sight, so he could hear the whole class. He only heard the loud kid.

She said ear sight made her a superhero. She failed to hear the alarm.

He used ear sight to hear the music. He only heard the dog barking.

A stupid way to say you can hear, like a chicken who thinks it's a lion.

My brother said he used ear sight to hear the music. He thought it was a cat on a keyboard.

She said ear sight made her a lion. She only heard the dog barking.

He used ear sight to hear the teacher. He thought it was a chicken talking.

A lame way to say hearing, like a kid who thinks they're a wizard.

He said he had ear sight, so he could hear the teacher. He only heard the dog barking.

She used ear sight to hear the music. She thought it was a wizard talking.

He used ear sight to hear the whole class. He only heard the loud kid.