ear masturbation - Putting your finger in your ear like it's a free pass to hea

Putting your finger in your ear like it's a free pass to heaven and you're not even paying for it.

I did ear masturbation in the car and my brother started laughing so hard he almost hit a mailbox.

I did it in the middle of a debate and my teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I did it during a TikTok dance and my dog walked out of the room like he saw a ghost.