ear fucking
When someone talks so much your ear is bleeding and you want to punch them in the face.
My cousin called and cried for 20 minutes about her ex. I was so tired I fell asleep on the phone.
My mom called and told me about her day, her dog, her neighbor, and her ex. I almost threw the phone.
My friend called and talked about his cat for an hour. I was half-dead by the time he hung up.