Ear-Fucked
1. When you're too ugly to get laid and have to listen to a girl rant for hours. 2. When someone sticks their finger or something gross in your ear.
I'm ugly and I had to listen to her talk about her job for three hours.
I was too ugly to get laid, so I had to listen to her talk about her mom.
He stuck his finger in my ear like it was a science experiment.