ear fisting - Putting so many Q-tips in your ears you’re basically saying

Putting so many Q-tips in your ears you’re basically saying ‘I don’t want to hear any of your stupid problems’

I did ear fisting during my brother’s ‘you’re gonna lose your phone’ speech and still lost it

I did ear fisting during my teacher’s ‘you’re gonna get a zero’ speech and still got a zero

I did ear fisting during my dad’s ‘you’re gonna get grounded’ speech and still went out with my friends