Ear-eyes
A person whose eyes are so big, they could be used as doorways. And they’re also attached to ears. That’s just sad.
My cousin is an ear-eye. He looks like he just swallowed a disco ball.
That guy in the class is an ear-eye. He looks like he’s been staring at a spider for 20 minutes.
My teacher is an ear-eye. She looks like she’s been up all night and also had a fight with a mirror.