ear dildo - A stick with cotton on the end, used to clean your ears or t

A stick with cotton on the end, used to clean your ears or to annoy your brother when he won't stop making noise.

I used my ear dildo to clean my ears before bed, and I accidentally poked my brother in the eye.

My mom used her ear dildo to clean my ears, and it was the worst thing ever.

I used my brother's ear dildo to poke him in the ear while he was trying to listen to his podcast.