Ear-Carrot
A smelly orange plug that looks like a carrot and smells like a dead squirrel. People use it to block out noise or to hide their embarrassment after someone yells ‘ear-carrot!’ in their face.
I wore my ear-carrot to church, and the priest thought I was a weirdo.
My mom put an ear-carrot in my ear and said, ‘You’re gonna sit there and listen.’
I lost my ear-carrot in the pool. Now I have to listen to my brother’s f***ing voice.