ear candling
A stupid fake healing trick where you light a candle and stick it in your ear like it's going to suck out your brain and your sins. Doctors say it’s as useful as a f***ing broken toaster.
My grandpa tried ear candling and now he smells like burnt cheese and regret.
I did it in class and the teacher thought I was f***ing a candle.
My mom did it and now her ears are permanently orange.