ear burgers - The sticky, smelly chunks you dig out of your ear with a key

The sticky, smelly chunks you dig out of your ear with a key, and you swear they’re the last thing you’ll ever eat.

I tried to eat an ear burger and it tasted like old cheese and regret., @BurgerOrBust

My brother’s ear burgers look like they’ve been sitting there since the dinosaurs., @DinosaursRReal

I ate an ear burger and now my ear smells like a gym sock., @SmellyEars4Life