ear bitch
That ear you yell at about your life. It's usually someone else's ear, unless they're dead and the ear is just there for show.
"I told my ear about my bad day.", my friend's ear is now the official listener.
"My ex's ear is just there for show now.", she's dead and I'm still talking to her.
"I yell at my ear like it's my therapist.", it's just a random person's ear.