ear bitch
A medical condition that happens when a guy hears his girl's high-pitched whining on the phone for hours. It's like his ears are getting stabbed by a thousand screaming girls.
"My ears are dying from her whining.", she's been on the phone for 3 hours.
"I can't hear anything else.", it's just her voice in my head.
"She’s the reason I have Auris Bitcheas.", I’m officially dead inside.