ear-bacon - a sound so bad it makes you want to scream, throw bacon, and

a sound so bad it makes you want to scream, throw bacon, and maybe cry

My brother’s TikTok audio is the worst ear-bacon I’ve ever had to endure.

The sound of my mom’s blender is like it’s trying to cook my ears.

That radio ad for bacon is so loud I think my ears are getting barbecued.