Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer
Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer are like angels and demons fighting in a never-ending, stupid battle. They’re just two dumb kids with way too much power, and they’re trying to not be total failures.
Eamon just used his angel powers to blow up a taco truck. Luke laughed and then turned it into a flaming taco monster.
Luke tried to punch Eamon, but Eamon turned it into a lightsaber duel in a subway station.
They got into a fight over a girl, and now the whole city is covered in glowing energy and broken phones.