ealo
Ealo is the place where everyone thinks they’re famous. It has stupid fashion, boring tech people, and pubs that make you want to scream.
My sister moved to Ealo because she thought it was the center of the universe. Now she wears a hat every day and thinks it’s ‘edgy.’
I went to a tech meet-up in Ealo. All the people there talked about ‘scaling’ and ‘growth’ like they were important.
I tried to relax in a pub in Ealo. The music was so loud I could barely hear my own thoughts.