EaLisa
EaLisa is a one-woman show. She’s got her own time, which is basically ‘whenever I feel like it.’ She’s got a few friends who still put up with her, and she’s got a mouth that’ll make a sailor cry.
You’re not late. You’re just early for everyone else’s chaos.
I don’t know why I still hang out with you. You’re a walking disaster.
You’re like a bad pun. I don’t get it, but I still hate it.