My cousin has the eakle last name. He got a D on his math test. The teacher said, 'You must be related to the eakle family.'

My mom said my dad was a eakle. I asked, 'What’s that?' She said, 'It means you’ll never win a debate.'

My friend got in trouble for calling someone a eakle. The principal said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t call your mom.'