eakdeep
This man has so much money you can’t even imagine. He’s the most chill dude ever and he’s got a big dong. He’s got Gatorade in his pocket at all times and he owns more airpods than the whole world.
He showed up to my birthday party with a Gatorade in one hand and a Lamborghini in the other.
He told me he had so many airpods he could give one to every kid in my school and still have some left.
He’s got a big dong and he doesn’t even flex it. He just walks in and everyone knows who he is.