eaire - A name that's got more ego than a donkey at a rodeo. They're

A name that's got more ego than a donkey at a rodeo. They're always trying to be the most awesome person in the room, even if they’re not.

You think you’re funny? I’ve got jokes that’ll make you cry.

I don’t need friends. I’ve got my own fan club.

I don’t just play video games. I conquer them.