eaidie
this girl is so hot she could melt your brain and your pants at the same time. if you ever mess with an eaidie, you’ll wish you were never born.
you just asked her out and she said 'I’ll date you if you promise not to cry'
she walked into the room and your dog started barking at her like she was a superhero
your uncle tried to flirt with her and she made him eat a whole pizza by himself