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Eahn is the kind of person who thinks he's a genius, but he just got confused by the word 'confused.'

Eahn tried to write a poem, but it was just a list of random words and frustration.

Eahn told the teacher he was a genius, but he couldn’t even spell 'genius.'

Eahn tried to explain gravity, and it was just a loud argument with the floor.