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Eahn is the human version of a broken toaster. You don’t want to be near him, and you definitely don’t want to be stuck with him.
Eahn tried to fix the TV, and now the whole house has no signal and no hope.
Eahn said he was going to be a doctor, but he still can’t tell the difference between a heart and a stomach.
Eahn’s idea of a good time is eating cereal for dinner and watching paint dry.