Eagon
A Eagon is someone who drinks so much they forget their own name but still remember to insult you. They crash every event and make sure everyone knows they’re there.
The Eagon showed up to the baby shower and said, ‘This baby is gonna be rich, but I’m gonna be richer.’ I didn’t get it. I was too tired.
At the funeral, the Eagon said, ‘Grandma’s dead, but she’s still better than my ex.’ My ex was there. He cried.
I called the Eagon to say I was going to sleep. He said, ‘You’re gonna sleep? That’s the best you can do?’