Eagon
A Eagon is a drunk who comes to every party and doesn’t know when to leave. They talk too much, they laugh too loud, and they never shut up about how good they are.
The Eagon showed up to the baby shower and said, ‘This baby is gonna be the next president. I’m gonna be the next mayor.’ He got kicked out.
At the funeral, the Eagon said, ‘Grandma’s dead, but she’s better than my life.’ He didn’t know he was talking to his ex.
I called the Eagon to say I was going to sleep. He said, ‘You’re gonna die alone again?’ He was right.