Eago
A guy who buys and sells like he’s got a golden ticket. He’s always haggling and making deals like it’s his full-time job.
'I bought ten pizzas for five bucks. Now I’m selling them for six.'
'I traded my shoes for a burger. Now I’m trading the burger for a soda.'
'I sold my soul for a coupon. Now I’m selling the coupon for a free soda.'