Eagleville Missouri
Eagleville is the kind of town that would throw you in jail for not wearing a hat on a Tuesday. The cops are more corrupt than a donut shop on a sugar rush, and the previous sheriff got caught stealing drugs and painting his wall red because he was that embarrassed.
I got arrested for wearing socks with sandals.
My brother’s dog got a ticket for barking too much.
The cop said I was ‘too smart for this town.’