Eagleva
Eagleva is when an Eva is so good at everything that she makes other Evas look like failures. She’s got brains, beauty, and a wardrobe that costs more than your rent.
My neighbor is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who wore a shirt inside out. She didn’t even flinch.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I’d need a better wardrobe and a better GPA.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who had no idea what a PhD was. She smiled and said he was just an average guy.