Eagleva
Eagleva is the most beautiful and smartest Eva in the world. Only one can be called that. The rest are just Evas who don’t know what they’re missing.
My sister is an Eva. She got called an Eagleva by a guy who had a beard and a bad haircut. She just smiled and said he was just an average guy.
My friend got called an Eagleva by a guy who didn’t know what a PhD was. She said he was just an average guy with a big mouth.
My teacher said I might be an Eagleva one day. I said I needed a better GPA and a better wardrobe.